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December 10, 2008

SOMEBODY PLEASE SHUT THIS IGNORANT HEFFA UP!

Filed under: Dumb A**, Janet Jackson — Tags: — Krys Nicole @ 7:44 am

Thickettes if you don’t know by now I am a BIG JANET JACKSON fan! I am a Jackson Family Fan period! Also I can’t stand that leg spreading no brain having Beyonce! So what does Beyonce do to piss me off this time?

Check this out!

“I grew up upper-class. Private school. My dad had a Jaguar,” she recalls. “We’re African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like the Jacksons. But I didn’t have parents using me to get out of a bad situation.” Source

That chick has a lot of nerves to say something like that and she doesn’t even know the Jacksons. I’ve never seen Janet or any Jackson kick it with this heffa. People have their opinions about what the Jackson MAY have gone through but people can only assume. However you don’t give your opinions and assumptions to the media! She has been in the industry long enough to know better than that. It’s sad when this girl finally has something to say her statements tend to be very ignorant and misguided.

And private school Beyonce? Yeah ok, if she went to a private school then that school needs to be shut down because they didn’t teach her anything!

December 3, 2008

DUMB A**: KANYE IS SEXING BEYONCE OR HIGH………HELL MAYBE BOTH!

Filed under: Dumb A** — Tags: , — Krys Nicole @ 7:18 am

Just when I was giving Kanye props for his new album and decided to possibly be a fan again! This mofo ends up saying to dumbest ish of the year!

This is what Kanye had to say about Beyonce:

“Nobody really wants to recognize that Beyoncé is a f*cking living legend and that she is just as great, if not greater, than the artists that we had in the past…that she’s probably greater than Tina Turner.”

A living legend to who? Greater than Tina? Kanye has been kissing Beyonce’s a** since her average album came out. He has called her hoochie performance legendary and now he is calling her a legend who’s greater than Tina.

The question I have for Kanye…………..

How long have you been sexing Beyonce?

That’s the only reason why I can see him being Beyonce’s mouth piece and b*tch! Jay-Z hasn’t even given Beyonce props like this dude.

Maybe all that poppin she does on stage is blocking his brain from thinking properly. Beyonce is no damn legend hell she isn’t even an artist. She’s an opportunist! So fall back with the a** kissing Kanye and get your head right and stay off of that ish you are smoking!

December 1, 2008

5 W’S & H’S: GET YOUR A** UP!

Filed under: 5 W'S &H'S, Dumb A**, Random — Krys Nicole @ 7:00 am

Okay that’s it! Let me say this…I love all of my thickettes even if they do some crazy ish sometimes I still got love for them. Now….with that being said this damn video makes me want to GO OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

1. WHO IN THE HELL told her to sing to the damn computer in the first place?!

2. WHAT IN THE HELL is she doing with a black and a white sock on?! (Check it out at 1:40)

3. WHEN IN THE HELL did it become okay to put on some brown wedge shoes with a black shirt and jeans?!

4. WHERE IN THE HELL was she at the laundry room?!

5. WHY IN THE HELL DID SHE GET HER A** ON THE TABLE IN THE FIRST PLACE! THEN WHAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST IS SHE JUST LAYS THERE MOANING . GET YOUR A** UP! HELL DUST YO SELF OFF AND KEEP IT MOVING.

THIS THICKETTE HAS EVERYBODY ON YOUTUBE SAYING THAT “BIG PEOPLE SHOULD NOT SING ON TABLES”

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY SHOULD BE ON TABLES SINGING BULLSH*T TO THE COMPUTER ITS CALLED GETTING A LIFE PEOPLE!

UGH SO ANNOYED

BUT…………….

THAT ISH WAS FUNNY WHEN SHE FELL! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

November 6, 2008

OH HELL NAW! BEYONCE BETTER NOT SING ON INAUGURATION DAY!

Filed under: Dumb A** — Tags: — Krys Nicole @ 10:30 am

OF COURSE THE ” I NEED ALL THE ATTENTION ON ME” HUSSY HAD TO PUT OUT THERE THAT SHE WANTS TO SING ON INAUGURATION DAY ( BY THE WAY BEYONCE CAN YOU EVEN SPELL INAUGURATION? I’M JUST SAYING).

If Barack Obama needs a singer for Inauguration Day in January, he can count on Beyonce Knowles.

“I’m there. I can’t wait,” she told the Associated Press. “I feel like all of us, we’re ready to do whatever we have to do. Whatever they want — if they need me to volunteer, they need me to sing, I’m there, and I’m ready.”

After he won, she said she “fell asleep crying and smiling at the same time. I woke up with mascara running and a smile on my face!” (Source)

VOLUNTEER? WHATEVER……………I’M SORRY BUT IF BARACK WANTS A SINGER HE SHOULD PICK SOMEONE WHO HAS A SOUL LIKE STEVIE, ARETHA, JENNIFER (WHICH WOULD BE A GOOD LOOK BECAUSE SHE IS FROM CHICAGO AND HAS GONE THROUGH A LOT THIS YEAR) BUT I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR A DAMN HYENA AT THE MOST IMPORTANT INAUGURATION IN US HISTORY! THIS HEFFA DOES WHATEVER SHE CAN TO TRY TO STAY IN THE SPOTLIGHT! SIT YOUR A** DOWN! LET’S HAVE AN ARTIST WHO ACTUALLY FOLLOWED THE ELECTION! WE ALL KNOW BEYONCE ONLY FOLLOWS WHAT JAY Z DOES SO I DOUBT SHE WAS EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ELECTION. SHE WAS TOO BUSY POPPIN HER A** SINGING THAT HIDEOUS PUT A HOOKER ON IT SONG.

I AM PRETTY SURE HER CRAZY DADDY IS ALREADY TRYING TO THREATEN PEOPLE OR PAY PEOPLE OFF FOR HER TO PERFORM BUT I BEG YOU PRESIDENT OBAMA………………….

DON’T DO IT!

SIDEBAR: WHY IN THE HELL DOES SHE HAVE ON MAKE UP WHILE SHE IS SLEEP? MASCARA RUNNING DOWN HER FACE? HEFFA PLEASE!

 

 
Photo Source: Sandra Rose

September 29, 2008

DUMB A** OF THE WEEK!: SEAN KINGSTON

Filed under: Dumb A**, Thick Men — Tags: — Krys Nicole @ 1:00 pm

Sean Kingston recently lost $500,000 worth of jewelry after attempting to mail several pieces from Los Angeles to New York.

Apparently the rapper had his sister overnight, via FedEx, his jewelry to his jeweler in New York. However, when the package arrived a day late, the jewelry was missing from the box.

His dumb a** sister insured the expensive pieces for just $500! (Source: TMZ) 

FED EX! IF YOU CAN AFFORD TO BUY ALL OF THAT JEWELRY YOU CAN AFFORD TO HAVE YOUR SISTER GET ON A PLANE AND CARRY IT ON WITH HER! OR HIRE A DAMN PRIVATE COURIER SERVICE!

 

September 17, 2008

DUMB A** OF THE WEEK!

Filed under: Dumb A**, Thick Men — Tags: — Krys Nicole @ 1:03 pm


WHAT A DUMB A**! THICK MAN FAIZON LOVE WAS CAUGHT ON TAPE ATTEMPTING TO BUY SOME WEED. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE! I MEAN EVERYBODY IS CAUGHT ON TAPE AND THEN HE WANTS THE CAMERA MAN TO SMELL IT! LMAO! BIG WORM GET IT TOGETHER! CHECK OUT THE VIDEO HERE

August 25, 2008

WHAT A DUMB A**!

Filed under: Dumb A**, News — Tags: — Krys Nicole @ 10:33 am

DA BRAT (THE DA STANDS FOR DUMB A**!) IS SENTENCED TO 3 YEARS IN JAIL FOR HITTING A HOSTESS IN THE HEAD WITH A RUM BOTTLE IN ATLANTA LAST YEAR.

DA BRAT WHO’S REAL NAME IS SHAWNTAE HARRIS WAS SENTENCED TO 3 YEARS BEHIND BARS, 7 YEARS PROBABTION, 200 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE AND COMPLETION OF SUBSTANCE ABUSE, MENTAL EVALUATION AND ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES.

Harris was at a private Halloween party at Studio 72, a club in Tucker, when she struck then-Atlanta Falcons cheerleader Shayla Stevens, who was working part-time as a hostess.

A police report indicated Harris and Stevens got into a squabble after they bumped into each other. Stevens walked away and moments later was hit in the face with the bottle.

She sustained a deep cut to the cheek and some swelling on the forehead, and has a permanent scar on her face as a result, officials said. (Source: Black News)

OKAY I AM THROUGH WITH THIS HEFFA! TRUST ME DUMB A** BRAT DOES NOT NEED TO TAKE A MENTAL EVALUATION CLASSES! SHE IS PERFECTLY FINE. THE PROBLEM IS SHE FEELS LIKE SHE IS INVINCIBLE! THERE ARE SOME CELEBS WHO CAN GET AWAY WITH THEIR BS BUT WHEN YOU ARE CONSIDERED A HAS BEEN AND BROKE LIKE THIS FOOL YOU WILL GET TREATED LIKE THE AVERAGE JOE! WELL FINALLY SHE HAS TO PAY THE PRICE!

HOWEVER………………………………..

SOMETHING TELLS ME BY LOOKING AT THIS PICTURE SHE HASN’T LEARNED HER LESSON! APPARENTLY THIS IS THE MUG SHOT AFTER HER SENTENCE. TRYING TO LOOK SEXY FOR THE FRESH MEAT YOU ARE GOING TO GET IN PRISON BRAT? WHAT A WASTE OF TALENT!


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