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April 30, 2008THIS IS WHY SKINNY HEFFAS ARE EVIL!
Look at this ish! The mintue Tanisha decided to change her ways and stop being seen as the “angry thick chick”, she ends up getting arrested because those Skinny Scallywags started some drama in a club! To top it off Tanisha did nothing wrong! She was the “peacemaker” last night! Now, Tanisha is in jail and her bail is $60,000 while those Shady Sticks are at a restaurant having a good time. Lesson for today: LEAVE THOSE SKINNY HEFFAS ALONE! LOL! ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
In honor of American Firefighters, Baskin-Robbins is selling ice cream for $0.31 cents per scoop! The event will be tonight from 5pm-10pm. You know you like ice cream! We are all thick girls so we like to eat! Please believe when I can get good food at a good price I am all over it! LOL! For more info go to: Baskin Robbins Miss England’s First Plus-Size Finalist!
Chole Marshall is the first plus-size model in UK History to compete in the Miss England Pageant final. The 16 year old is confident about the competition and wants to be a ‘commissioner for curves.’
“I know I will stand out from them but in a good way.” “I want to bring plus sizes back and I want to show teenagers that you can be beautiful whatever size you are.”
I love it! Of course there had to be some haters to block are British Thickette. Please read this article and tell me your thoughts. ABC News
Photo from: Miss England
April 29, 2008FAITH EVANS & B.I.G. JRNOT YOU MO! Is anybody concerned about the whereabouts of Mo’Nique? During this time of year, we would hear about the F.A.T Chance auditions. I heard a rumor in February that Mo decided to get her stomach stapled for a movie role and she was keeping a low profile. Yeah I know you are probably thinking the same thing I was when I heard this BS. There is no way that Mo’Nique, the “Skinny B*tches Are Evil” queen would do something like that right? Well my Thickettes, sources saw Mo’Nique at the airport and they said her stomach was significantly FLAT! Let’s hope she had on a girdle! Loosing weight for a role is great because it shows that you are serious about your craft. However having plastic surgery to loose weight for a role is ridiculous. I will continue to remain positive and pray that this is a misunderstanding. On the other hand, if it is a mistake what’s the holdup with F.A.T Chance?
WORK IT GIRL!
Jill’s comment on the photo: “nobody ever celebrates women whose bodies are bigger than a size 8. But here I am, naked in a magazine at size 16. I hope that I can be an inspiration to all women. We’re all beautiful, each and every one of us.” Preach it Jill! Please support our THICKSATIONAL LADY and buy the magazine. April 17, 2008Rock the “We Want Skinny No Talent Individuals On This Show” Cradle!
For those who don’t know Rock the Cradle is a singing competition that puts the spotlight on children of music celebrities. The kids get a chance to display their talent to see if they have what it takes to emerge from the shadows of their famous parent and become a “Rock Star”. The first night I noticed a talented young lady by the name of A’Keiba Burrell-Hammer. A’Keiba is the daughter of MC Hammer and if you do not know who MC Hammer is please leave this site now and do a Google search and you will find out that YOU have lived on another planet for about hmmmmm 20 YEARS! A’Keiba came out a little nervous but there was no doubt in the judges’ mind that this girl can SANG! The second week of competition A’Keiba killed her performance by singing “Killing Me Softly”. You can tell she was starting to get comfortable on stage and the audience was feeling her performance. After her performance, the judges gave their scores and all the judges felt that her vocals were amazing but she neededto work on her stage presence (and trust me all of the contestants need to work on stage presence). UNTIL one skinny, anorexic Judge tells A’Keiba that she looks like a 40-year-old woman! HOLD THE HELL UP! Now my thicksational women, I am sure we all remember a time when an individual(s) assumed we were older than our age. The reality is when you have the PRIVILEGE of having more BUTT, BREAST and THIGHS naturally you will look OLDER! To me A’Keiba style was very classy. She did not look 40! Despite the rude comment, I knew A’Keiba was safe from elimination. WELL I WAS WRONG! Last Thursday she was voted off! Do you think it was due to her talent? NO! She was voted off because the first thing this industry looks at is not talent but if you are marketable. The industry felt A’Keiba wasn’t profitable and in my opinion, it’s due to her size. This is another example of a dumb move by Hollywood producers. When will these fools understand that we are the MAJORITY? There are more women in this world who look like A’Keiba than Paris “Drunk A**” Hilton. Obviously, we will support our own and she would have had plenty of support if she continued in the show. In any competition when I see someone that has more plump in the butt, I feel as if we have a connection and it is my job to support because we all know it’s hard out here for a THICKY!
In closing I would like to say I wish A’Keiba the best and I hope this wack show made her more determine to follow her dreams! |
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I don’t know about you, but I was a big fan of MTV’s Rock the Cradle until last Thursday!
