HEY THICKETTES HAVE A SAFE & BLESSED HOLIDAY!

Neffie (Keyshia Cole’s sister) was spotted in Houston last week looking very………interesting.

I don’t know if I should look at Neffie or the Diva next to her!

Um yeah so your thoughts thickettes?

Okay that’s it! Let me say this…I love all of my thickettes even if they do some crazy ish sometimes I still got love for them. Now….with that being said this damn video makes me want to GO OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

1. WHO IN THE HELL told her to sing to the damn computer in the first place?!

2. WHAT IN THE HELL is she doing with a black and a white sock on?! (Check it out at 1:40)

3. WHEN IN THE HELL did it become okay to put on some brown wedge shoes with a black shirt and jeans?!

4. WHERE IN THE HELL was she at the laundry room?!

5. WHY IN THE HELL DID SHE GET HER A** ON THE TABLE IN THE FIRST PLACE! THEN WHAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST IS SHE JUST LAYS THERE MOANING . GET YOUR A** UP! HELL DUST YO SELF OFF AND KEEP IT MOVING.

THIS THICKETTE HAS EVERYBODY ON YOUTUBE SAYING THAT “BIG PEOPLE SHOULD NOT SING ON TABLES”

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY SHOULD BE ON TABLES SINGING BULLSH*T TO THE COMPUTER ITS CALLED GETTING A LIFE PEOPLE!

UGH SO ANNOYED

BUT…………….

THAT ISH WAS FUNNY WHEN SHE FELL! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING THICKETTES!

MUCH LOVE TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY DURING THE HOLIDAYS.

The bus driver is suppose to have someone on the bus with her to monitor the mentally challenged boy. Well he starts acting out and throws a can at her head. The bus driver stops the bus and chokes the little boy.

Now thickettes the question is……………… what would you do if you were the bus driver?

For years I have tried to give this girl some credit hoping that she may blossom into a true artist but I have just come to realize that Beyonce is a big GIMMICK!

I don’t get this video or song. I mean the dancing ( I prefer to call it moving because Beyonce is not a dancer she just pops her a**) is mixture between tranny moves and a dance team at a college (and no that is not a compliment).Then to top it off she is saying Single Ladies and her a** isn’t single.

Will there every be any growth from this heffa? I mean how many coochie poppin club songs can you do when you are a grown woman who is married!

Once again Beyonce does not get my respect and she needs to sit her a** down.

I hate that little girls love her so much. What can they possibly get from this video but pop that a** and he will put a ring on it! Thanks for setting women back 50 years Beyonce!

Side Note: What’s up with the mechanical glove? Tying to be Michael again Beyonce? You never will so stop trying.

HEY THICKETTES! I AM ON VACATION FOR MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND! I WILL BE BACK NEXT WEEK. HAVE A BLESS AND SAFE WEEKEND! MUAH!

SPANX ARE USUALLY A THICKETTE’S BEST FRIEND! WE ALL USE THEM TO SMOOTH OUT OUR THICKSATIONAL CURVES WHEN WE WEAR SOMETHING FORM FITTING. HOWEVER THE BIGGEST RULE ABOUT WEARING SPANX IS THAT IT DOESN’T SHOW THROUGH YOUR FREAKIN CLOTHES!

JENNIFER!

I WANT TO SLAP HER STYLIST! HOW CAN SHE NOT SEE THAT BIG SPANX PRINT ON HER LEG!

THICKETTES DO NOT BE A VICTIM OF THE SPANX CURSE!

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE SOMETIME TODAY TO TALK ABOUT SOME PEOPLE IN THE INDUSTRY WHO GET ON MY DAMN NERVES! NOT ONLY DO I FEEL THESE PEOPLE ARE OVERRATED IN THE INDUSTRY BUT THEY ALSO PISS ME OFF WITH THEIR BS SO HERE IT GOES!

MR. KANYE “I CAN’T HAVE A WOMAN WHO ISN’T FIT BUT I CAN LOOK LIKE A FLABBY FOOL” WEST!

LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF ISH! ONE THING I CAN’T STAND IS A MAN WHO DOESN’T PRACTICE WHAT HE PREACHES. SO KANYE WANTS A GIRL WITH A FLAT STOMACH BUT HE IS WALKING AROUND LOOKING LIKE A 50-YEAR-OLD DRUNK! FOLLOW YOUR OWN WORKOUT PLAN KANYE! MAYBE IF YOU WEREN’T SO SUPERFICIAL YOU COULD ACTUALLY KEEP A WOMAN!

BEYONCE “EVEN THOUGH I LOVE TO HAVE THICKSATIONAL LADIES IN MY CONCERT AND VIDEOS, I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO NOT GET THAT THICK” KNOWLES!

 YEAH I KNOW A LOT OF BEYONCE FANS WHO WILL HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME WHEN I SAY THIS BUT…………………OH WELL! YES BEYONCE IS QUICK TO SAY IN HER ROBOTIC VOICE THAT SHE IS DOWN FOR SIZE ACCEPTANCE AND LOVING WHO YOU ARE BUT EVERYTIME I SEE THIS HEFFA SHE IS GETTING SMALLER AND SMALLER! BEYONCE WAS MEANT TO BE A THICK GIRL SHE USE TO HAVE A BELLY AND COUNTRY THIGHS AND NOW SHE IS WALKING AROUND LOOKING LIKE A STICK. HOW IN THE HELL CAN A LITTLE THICKETTE LOOK UP TO BEYONCE WHEN EVERY PART OF THICKNESS ABOUT HER IS NOW GONE! AFTER LIPO AND THE LEMONADE DIET BEYONCE LOOKS LIKE A BOBBLEHEAD!

EVA “I HAVEN’T WORKED AS A MODEL SINCE I WON AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL” PIGFORD

 

 

NOW I HAVEN’T HEARD EVA SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THICKETTES BUT I DO FEEL THAT SHE IS VERY PHONY! YES ON TV MOST OF YOU SAW EVA THE DIVA AS A B***H THEN SHE TURNED INTO THIS KIND GENEROUS PERSON TOWARDS THE END OF THE SHOW! BULL ISH! SHE’S STILL A DIVA AND THINKS THAT SHE HAS TRULY MADE IT IN THE INDUSTRY, HEFFA PLEASE! EVA HAS A MAJOR ATTITUDE PROBLEM AND SHE TALKS ISH ABOUT EVERYBODY! THE LAST TIME I SAW HER SHE WAS STILL TALKING MESS ABOUT YAYA! YAYA ISN’T THINKING ABOUT YOU EVA BECAUSE SHE IS TOO BUSY WORKING UNLIKE YOU! MAYBE IF YOU TOOK TIME OUT OF YOUR HATER SCHEDULE YOU TOO COULD FOCUS ON YOUR CAREER!

I JUST WANTED TO TAKE SOME TIME OUT TO SAY THANK YOU TO ALL MY THICKETTES AND THICKSATIONAL.COM SUPPORTERS! THICKSATIONAL.COM HAS REACHED GLOBAL STATUS! I HAVE RECEIVED NUMEROUS EMAILS FROM READERS AROUND THE WORLD WHO SUPPORT MY SITE AND CONTINUE TO KEEP ME INSPIRED. THANK YOU SO MUCH!