Attention Thick Men!: This is when you have too much time on your hands!

Youtube should have restrictions on who can post a video!

So let’s take a look at the one they call Beyonce. Now when someone sent me these pictures at first I thought it was a another set of typical and boring pictures of her. HOWEVER when I looked closer I noticed some extra artificial thickness going on. Check it out thickettes.

First of all the dress is ugly second it is clear she has on some extra package to be seen more curvy than what she actually is. Now continue to look at the pictures.

You can see the damn padding in the back Beyonce!

Lawd trying to hard!

The point is thickettes while we get criticized for having meat on our bones you have people like Beyonce who have to buy ish to make them look more curvy!

DON’T YOU JUST LOVE BEING A THICKETTE!

WE GOT WHAT THEY HAVE TO BUY! HA!

Here’s a thickette in front of the Los Angeles County Courthouse this morning looking like a damn fool with that shirt on!

I mean do we seriously have women out there defending Chris B*tch? Well here’s some more details from TMZ about the beating that should change their minds.

FOX 11 in L.A. obtained LAPD detectives notes from a search warrant in the case. According to the notes, Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown’s phone from a woman. An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out of the car but couldn’t because she was wearing her seat belt. Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna’s head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving, according to the detective’s notes. Blood spattered all over Rihanna’s clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood. Brown allegedly told Rihanna, “I’m going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and see.”

Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.”Brown then replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you.”
According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock — she almost lost consciousness.

What the hell! Chris has been charged with two felonies but I want his punk a** is jail. Even if its for 3 months he needs to get his a** beat by a man who’s locked up!

Side note: Yes thickettes I have received your emails about Rihanna taking Chris back and if it’s true I’m done with her! This shows you no matter how beautiful and wealthy these celebs are they can still be very insecure inside and clearly that’s what Rihanna is! Pretty, wealthy and STUPIDLY INSECURE!

Photo Source: Necole Bitchie

This video made me sick to my stomach!

 Two sides to every story my a**! Plus this fool is still getting paid while he is on leave!  Speak on it thickettes. I bet Al Sharpton is on the plane to Seattle right now!

Well I’ll be damn! Etta sets the record straight on how she really feels about Miss Bey-heffa Knowles.

In the video below you hear Ms. James saying that Beyonce is going to get her a** whooped and she can’t stand Beyonce! HA I LOVE IT! In my opinion she should have asked the LEGEND if it’s okay to sing the song but as usual Beyonce acts as if the song belongs to her. She’s been pissing off too many legends lately. Aretha, Janet now Etta. Etta may be 71 but I bet $50 that she will still beat Beyonce’s a**!

Sidebar: I remember Etta also stating during the Cadillac Records premiere that she never spoke to Beyonce until that night. Hmmmmmmmm why wouldn’t someone meet with the person they are trying to portray on film? And her fans wonder why people don’t respect her.

Anyhoo check out the video

 

 

Thickettes if you don’t know by now I am a BIG JANET JACKSON fan! I am a Jackson Family Fan period! Also I can’t stand that leg spreading no brain having Beyonce! So what does Beyonce do to piss me off this time?

Check this out!

“I grew up upper-class. Private school. My dad had a Jaguar,” she recalls. “We’re African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like the Jacksons. But I didn’t have parents using me to get out of a bad situation.” Source

That chick has a lot of nerves to say something like that and she doesn’t even know the Jacksons. I’ve never seen Janet or any Jackson kick it with this heffa. People have their opinions about what the Jackson MAY have gone through but people can only assume. However you don’t give your opinions and assumptions to the media! She has been in the industry long enough to know better than that. It’s sad when this girl finally has something to say her statements tend to be very ignorant and misguided.

And private school Beyonce? Yeah ok, if she went to a private school then that school needs to be shut down because they didn’t teach her anything!

Just when I was giving Kanye props for his new album and decided to possibly be a fan again! This mofo ends up saying to dumbest ish of the year!

This is what Kanye had to say about Beyonce:

“Nobody really wants to recognize that Beyoncé is a f*cking living legend and that she is just as great, if not greater, than the artists that we had in the past…that she’s probably greater than Tina Turner.”

A living legend to who? Greater than Tina? Kanye has been kissing Beyonce’s a** since her average album came out. He has called her hoochie performance legendary and now he is calling her a legend who’s greater than Tina.

The question I have for Kanye…………..

How long have you been sexing Beyonce?

That’s the only reason why I can see him being Beyonce’s mouth piece and b*tch! Jay-Z hasn’t even given Beyonce props like this dude.

Maybe all that poppin she does on stage is blocking his brain from thinking properly. Beyonce is no damn legend hell she isn’t even an artist. She’s an opportunist! So fall back with the a** kissing Kanye and get your head right and stay off of that ish you are smoking!

Okay that’s it! Let me say this…I love all of my thickettes even if they do some crazy ish sometimes I still got love for them. Now….with that being said this damn video makes me want to GO OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

1. WHO IN THE HELL told her to sing to the damn computer in the first place?!

2. WHAT IN THE HELL is she doing with a black and a white sock on?! (Check it out at 1:40)

3. WHEN IN THE HELL did it become okay to put on some brown wedge shoes with a black shirt and jeans?!

4. WHERE IN THE HELL was she at the laundry room?!

5. WHY IN THE HELL DID SHE GET HER A** ON THE TABLE IN THE FIRST PLACE! THEN WHAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST IS SHE JUST LAYS THERE MOANING . GET YOUR A** UP! HELL DUST YO SELF OFF AND KEEP IT MOVING.

THIS THICKETTE HAS EVERYBODY ON YOUTUBE SAYING THAT “BIG PEOPLE SHOULD NOT SING ON TABLES”

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY SHOULD BE ON TABLES SINGING BULLSH*T TO THE COMPUTER ITS CALLED GETTING A LIFE PEOPLE!

UGH SO ANNOYED

BUT…………….

THAT ISH WAS FUNNY WHEN SHE FELL! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF COURSE THE ” I NEED ALL THE ATTENTION ON ME” HUSSY HAD TO PUT OUT THERE THAT SHE WANTS TO SING ON INAUGURATION DAY ( BY THE WAY BEYONCE CAN YOU EVEN SPELL INAUGURATION? I’M JUST SAYING).

If Barack Obama needs a singer for Inauguration Day in January, he can count on Beyonce Knowles.

“I’m there. I can’t wait,” she told the Associated Press. “I feel like all of us, we’re ready to do whatever we have to do. Whatever they want — if they need me to volunteer, they need me to sing, I’m there, and I’m ready.”

After he won, she said she “fell asleep crying and smiling at the same time. I woke up with mascara running and a smile on my face!” (Source)

VOLUNTEER? WHATEVER……………I’M SORRY BUT IF BARACK WANTS A SINGER HE SHOULD PICK SOMEONE WHO HAS A SOUL LIKE STEVIE, ARETHA, JENNIFER (WHICH WOULD BE A GOOD LOOK BECAUSE SHE IS FROM CHICAGO AND HAS GONE THROUGH A LOT THIS YEAR) BUT I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR A DAMN HYENA AT THE MOST IMPORTANT INAUGURATION IN US HISTORY! THIS HEFFA DOES WHATEVER SHE CAN TO TRY TO STAY IN THE SPOTLIGHT! SIT YOUR A** DOWN! LET’S HAVE AN ARTIST WHO ACTUALLY FOLLOWED THE ELECTION! WE ALL KNOW BEYONCE ONLY FOLLOWS WHAT JAY Z DOES SO I DOUBT SHE WAS EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ELECTION. SHE WAS TOO BUSY POPPIN HER A** SINGING THAT HIDEOUS PUT A HOOKER ON IT SONG.

I AM PRETTY SURE HER CRAZY DADDY IS ALREADY TRYING TO THREATEN PEOPLE OR PAY PEOPLE OFF FOR HER TO PERFORM BUT I BEG YOU PRESIDENT OBAMA………………….

DON’T DO IT!

SIDEBAR: WHY IN THE HELL DOES SHE HAVE ON MAKE UP WHILE SHE IS SLEEP? MASCARA RUNNING DOWN HER FACE? HEFFA PLEASE!

 

 

Photo Source: Sandra Rose

Sean Kingston recently lost $500,000 worth of jewelry after attempting to mail several pieces from Los Angeles to New York.

Apparently the rapper had his sister overnight, via FedEx, his jewelry to his jeweler in New York. However, when the package arrived a day late, the jewelry was missing from the box.

His dumb a** sister insured the expensive pieces for just $500! (Source: TMZ) 

FED EX! IF YOU CAN AFFORD TO BUY ALL OF THAT JEWELRY YOU CAN AFFORD TO HAVE YOUR SISTER GET ON A PLANE AND CARRY IT ON WITH HER! OR HIRE A DAMN PRIVATE COURIER SERVICE!