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December 3, 2009

DAMN YOU ARETHA!

Filed under: 5 W'S &H'S, Aretha Franklin, Clap or Slap, Fashion — Tags: — Krys Nicole @ 11:02 am

I have tried to defend this woman. I LOVE HER as an artist but I am tired of this!

Is that a squirrel attacking your head Aretha? I know it was cold outside but maybe a more appropriate dress for 20 degree weather would have been a better choice!

Oh and thank you for embarrassing the thickettes AGAIN! Everyone else looks normal in the picture but of course you come out looking like a ghetto Eskimo!

I’m done venting….thickettes speak on it.

Oh and does she believe in wearing bras!?

Ok seriously I’m done this time…

Fellow thickette/blogger Afrobella wrote a letter to Aretha. Check it out here

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September 22, 2009

I’M BACK! CLAP OR SLAP: VH1 “WHAT THE HELL” DIVAS

Filed under: 5 W'S &H'S, Adele, Fashion, Jennifer Hudson, Jordin Sparks, Kelly Clarkson — Tags: — Krys Nicole @ 4:33 am

HEY THICKETTES! DID YOU MISS ME? WELL I AM BACK SO LET’S GET TO IT!

I don’t know what happened to the stylist for VH1 Divas but I mean damn!

Jordin is clearly trying to channel Beyonce with the blonde ish!

Jordin there is only one Beyonce (THANK GOD) and let’s keep it that way.

Now I love Jordin’s dress. Kelly’s dress……hmmm I want your opinion thickettes.

The thickettes come together for an interview!

Is it just me…….

Adele look like she is dropping some pounds? Well she is still THICKSATIONAL! Can’t say much about the outfit because that’s her style.

WTH!

Jennifer looks like she is going to a Star Wars party!

I am all for braids but not when they are pulled back like that!

And the curse of the pleather pants are BACK! (SCREAMS!)

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September 8, 2009

SKINNY REPORT: PLEASE PRAY!

Filed under: 5 W'S &H'S, Videos — Krys Nicole @ 4:33 am

I am so hurt looking at this video. Clearly she is on some street meds and off her prescribe meds. I am praying for her she is still a beautiful girl and she had a bright future as an actress.

Oh and if you don’t know who the young lady is check this out.

Yes it’s Maia Campbell

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April 7, 2009

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Filed under: 5 W'S &H'S, Fashion, Jennifer Hudson — Krys Nicole @ 9:26 am

 Jennifer performed at a VIP dinner in New York last week.

Her make up artist is amazing. Jen’s face is always flawless.

He is clearly a breast man!

Ok what the hell is up with these damn leggings she always likes to wear?

I think those were the same pants she wore on Ellen. Who is telling her that this is a good look? Jen burn them ASAP! Thickettes know your body.

WE CAN’T WEAR EVERYTHING!

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February 16, 2009

ANGIE IS THAT YOU?

Filed under: 5 W'S &H'S — Tags: — Krys Nicole @ 7:55 am

At first I did not know who the hell this was. Then I realized it was Bey-heffa’s cousin and on again off again assistant Angela. Who the hell told her to wear her hair and make up like that!?

That dress is a true throwback! Didn’t En Vogue wear that back in the day?

La La looked cute but Angie needs to step her game up!

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December 1, 2008

5 W’S & H’S: GET YOUR A** UP!

Filed under: 5 W'S &H'S, Dumb A**, Random — Krys Nicole @ 7:00 am

Okay that’s it! Let me say this…I love all of my thickettes even if they do some crazy ish sometimes I still got love for them. Now….with that being said this damn video makes me want to GO OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

1. WHO IN THE HELL told her to sing to the damn computer in the first place?!

2. WHAT IN THE HELL is she doing with a black and a white sock on?! (Check it out at 1:40)

3. WHEN IN THE HELL did it become okay to put on some brown wedge shoes with a black shirt and jeans?!

4. WHERE IN THE HELL was she at the laundry room?!

5. WHY IN THE HELL DID SHE GET HER A** ON THE TABLE IN THE FIRST PLACE! THEN WHAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST IS SHE JUST LAYS THERE MOANING . GET YOUR A** UP! HELL DUST YO SELF OFF AND KEEP IT MOVING.

THIS THICKETTE HAS EVERYBODY ON YOUTUBE SAYING THAT “BIG PEOPLE SHOULD NOT SING ON TABLES”

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOBODY SHOULD BE ON TABLES SINGING BULLSH*T TO THE COMPUTER ITS CALLED GETTING A LIFE PEOPLE!

UGH SO ANNOYED

BUT…………….

THAT ISH WAS FUNNY WHEN SHE FELL! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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September 30, 2008

OH HELL NAW!: 5 W’S & H’S

Filed under: 5 W'S &H'S, Jennifer Hudson — Krys Nicole @ 8:11 am

WHAT THE HELL!

NO THICKETTES THIS IS NOT A CRACKHEAD!

IT’S MS. JENNIFER “WHAT THE HELL” HUDSON!

WHY WOULD SHE ALLOW THE MEDIA TO TAKE PICTURES OF HER LOOKING LIKE THIS!

NO JENNIFER THE SMILE DOES NOT HELP!

SHE WAS WEARING HER ENGAGMENT RING ON HER ASHY HAND.

I KNOW PRETTY PUNK DIDN’T PAY FOR THAT RING WITH HIS “I LOVE NEW YORK” SALARY.

I THINK JENNIFER PULLED A WHITNEY.

BOUGHT HER OWN DAMN RING!

ANYHOO HER ALBUM IS IN STORES TODAY!

 SUPPORT OUR THICKETTE EVEN IF SHE LOOKS LIKE A THICK VERSION OF AMY WINEHOUSE!

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August 11, 2008

5 W’S & H’S! RAVEN IS THE MODERN DAY EVILEENE!

Filed under: 5 W'S &H'S, Raven Symone — Krys Nicole @ 12:28 pm

WELL I CAN SEE WHY HER FANS ARE RUNNING AWAY! AS I WAS LOOKING AT THIS PICTURE, SOMETHING CAME OVER ME AND RAVEN REMINDED ME OF A MOVIE CHARACTER THAT I WAS SCARED OF AS A CHILD……..

EVILEENE FROM THE WIZ!!!!!!!!!

RAVEN IS THE MODERN DAY EVILEENE SCARING THE HELL OUT OF EVERYBODY WITH THOSE HORRIBLE OUTFITS AND HAIR STYLES! I AM PRETTY SURE THE KIDS IN THE AUDIENCE HAD NIGHTMARES AFTER THIS PERFORMANCE. RAVEN YOU HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY TO HAVE ON A 5 DOLLAR OUTFIT, 2 DOLLAR ROACH KILLER BOOTS AND THAT SOUL GLO HAIR! DAMMIT GET IT TOGETHER!

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