Check out Chrisette singing “Epiphany” at the Canal Room on Monday.

So let’s take a look at the one they call Beyonce. Now when someone sent me these pictures at first I thought it was a another set of typical and boring pictures of her. HOWEVER when I looked closer I noticed some extra artificial thickness going on. Check it out thickettes.

First of all the dress is ugly second it is clear she has on some extra package to be seen more curvy than what she actually is. Now continue to look at the pictures.

You can see the damn padding in the back Beyonce!

Lawd trying to hard!

The point is thickettes while we get criticized for having meat on our bones you have people like Beyonce who have to buy ish to make them look more curvy!

DON’T YOU JUST LOVE BEING A THICKETTE!

WE GOT WHAT THEY HAVE TO BUY! HA!